First Vote

I've been a US citizen for a little over 3 years now, so I was excited to vote for the presidential elections for the very first time. And since we live in Ohio, my vote actually matters. Woo hoo! Here are some cliff notes of what's going on right now:

Obama: teleprompter
Romney: no teleprompter

Obama: vote for revenge
Romney: vote for love

Obama: preotesting a YouTube video
Romney: terrorist attack

Obama: bowing to Islamist and Muslim countries' leaders
Romney: working with Israeli and traditional allies' leaders

Obama: upbringing in foreign Muslim home and schools
Romney: upbringing in USA home and schools

Obama: apologizes to other countries
Romney: will negociate with other countries

Obama: desires a weaker country
Romney: believes in American exceptionalism

Obama: friends wih radical domestic and foreign terrorists
Romney: friends with US and foreign business leaders

Obama: weed and "a little blow"
Romney: mission work

Obama: sealed college transcripts and records
Romney: open college transcripts and records

Obama: anything goes
Romney: traditional marriage

Obama: big government
Romney: small government

Obama: government takeover
Romney: private enterprise

Obama: more government
Romney: more private business

Obama: socialism
Romney: capitalism

Obama: hand out more food stamps
Romney: create jobs and less need for food stamps

Obama: stomps on religious freedom
Romney: will secure UDS's religious freedom

Obama: hangs out with Jay-Z and various gangster rappers
Romney, hangs out with Clint Eastwood, Ted Nugent, etc.

Obama: endorsed by Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Vladimir Putin, etc.
Romney: endorsed by Lee Iacocca, LEch Walesa, Chuck Norris, Ross Perot, Jim Walton, etc.

Obama: divides
Romney: unites

Obama: plays the race card
Romney: much too classy for that nonsense

Obama: blames Bush
Romney: takes responsibility

Obama: anti military
Romney: pro military

Obama: wants to limit free speech
Romney: believes in freedom of speech

Obama: wants government to confiscate guns
Romney: believes in citizens' right to defend themselves

Obama: voter fraud
Romney: voter ID

Obama: Joe Biden
Romney: Paul Ryan

Obama: minimum charity time and money
Romney: maximim charity time and money

Obama: redistribute wealth
Romney: redistribute opportunity

Obama: never balanced a budget
Romney: balanced many budgets

Obama: GPA 2.6
Romney: GPA 4.0

Obama: community organizer
Romney: CEO and successful business leader

Obama: planning to move to Hawaii
Romney: planning to move into the White House

2012 elections, bring it on! I'm ready for a change!