Billy's thoughts on tutus

Billy just finished his ER rotation. Since he worked a lot of night shifts, I stayed up later, got more projects done, and housework took a backseat.

One night, he came home to see me working on this tutu.
"What is this?"
"A tutu."
"For Halloween?"
"No..."
"I don't like the black. Why don't you make an all-pink one?"
"Ok."

Then he came home to see me working on this tutu.
"I like it."

Then he saw me working on this tutu.
"You're making another one?"
"Honey, you know how I have a pair of flip-flops to match all my outfits?"
"Oh, great..."

Oh... men...! What's the big deal? She's probably going to be wearing a lot of pink AND purple, so why not make a pink tutu AND a purple one? Makes sense to me... If later I find out she has a lot of green onesies, I'll probably make her a green tutu, too! Ha! Take that!